Stupid Girls

Definition: An annoying, disgraceful bunch of females whose level of intellect depend on the thickness of their makeup, the size of their boobs, and that uh, Ferragamo purse.

Giggly. Whiney. Bouncy.

Shallow.

I haven't even started writing my entry proper (not that I intend to), and I could already hear these strawberry-shortcake babies cursing and swearing Pink's Stupid Girl song, even though it's not actually directed at them, but hey, every stupid girl thinks she's all that and more. Nag nag nag. Brag brag brag. Whine nonstop till their teeth turn black. (Forgive my penchant for rhymes.)

So, what's your definition of a stupid (oh so freaking stupid) girl?