if i go bonkers, would you still love me?

My body is aching all over. I need a massage.

My HEAD is aching all over. I need a good sleep.

ARGH.

Who doesn't have work to do? Who doesn't have chores at home? Who doesn't have a family to take care of? Who doesn't have a life? We all do! Well most of us, that is. But today...TODAY I'm really tired and I feel like a frail piece of...branch. One which is about to snap into two anytime. I can't think, I can't think, I can't think. I'm tired inside out. If I were to take a 5-minute nap at my desk right now, would I wake up to find myself in a white room with soft foamy walls? Would there be hidden cameras monitoring my every move? Would my arms and legs be strapped if I were to show any signs of violence? Come on, I'm just pulling my hair...wait till I pull yours. Would I be given a daily dose of Prozac and THAT funny little pill which I keep telling everyone is the cause of my insanity?

Sigh I gotta stop writing here because there's a chicken with 3 legs running around me and it irritates me a lot. You see, I don't know why it has 3 legs, it's so weird. Yes you'd think I'm crazy but I'm not crazy because I KNOW that normal chickens aren't supposed to have 3 legs. Haha got you there.

Chickens are supposed to have 4 legs. THERE. I'm sane.