casting call...

It's a Monday...I wish I could go back to sleep. I'm having a headache but the Panadol Xtra isn't making it any better. I'm ravenous but I don't feel like eating. I feel cold and this thin jacket isn't much of an insulator. My eyes are droopy and no amount of caffeine can keep them wide open. After spending 2 days with my son, I made my way to the office today with a heart as heavy as a boulder. He was still sleeping peacefully when I left. A clone would be most helpful in this time of need. While I attend to the things that matter most in life, my clone could be out and about working and earning money for me. While I beautify my home and watch my son grow up, my clone could go to work and speak with nonsensical customers all day.

Who wants to be my clone?

• Aspiring talent needed to fill role of a sexy, glitzy, crazy working mom
• Age must not exceed 25 years as of 1 January 2007
• No prior acting experience needed
• Possess a passion for SHIFT WORK, ANSWERING CALLS LIKE CRAZY and TALKING TO ALL KINDS OF DEMANDING CUSTOMERS
• Free extreme makeover, if not total makeover (Important Note: This is a CLONE role)

Hurry! Send in your particulars now. YOU might be the one we're looking for.