random crap
_#_ I love ALL kinds of chocolates.
_#_ I love shoes BUT I hate shopping for them.
_#_ I love bags and I love shopping for them.
_#_ The weather has been unbearably hot these days, I feel like walking around the house naked.
_#_ I can't stand bright red lipstick, except when they're used for vandalising.
_#_ I refuse to understand why 'plus-sized' people refuse to call themselves 'fat'.
_#_ It's amusing how there are sooo many people who think that Britney Spears / Paris Hilton / Jessica Simpson look like the perfect dolls they are in magazines. Those idiots probably live under rocks and have never heard of ^airbrushing^. Or the Internet.
_#_ There are 2 types of people who don't know what push-up bras are:
1. Those who think all cleavages are real.
2. Those who don't wear them (and let their saggy boobs sag even more).
_#_ People think I have a strict facecare regime just because I don't have zits. When I tell them I really don't have zits and just wash my face normally, they give me the "Yeah, right" look. Yeah, dumbasses.
_#_ The same thing for having a slim figure.
_#_ I prefer g-strings and briefs on guys to boxers.
_#_ I prefer g-strings and nothing on myself to briefs.
_#_ Almond-flavored soya bean drink tastes like diluted cod liver oil (try it!)
_#_ I love cooking but I hate washing up after that.
_#_ Heels are sexy. Flats are boring. Cutesy shoes are EWW.
_#_ I hate it when some people go "Haaaaaaaa??!!" when they can't hear or understand something. Maybe they love sounding like hungry crows.
_#_ The whole Hip-hop thing just doesn't make any sense.
_#_ I can't stand dorks who sleep at 10pm every night and wake up at 8am in the morning, then still complain of being 'sleepy'. Try being insomniac, for a change.
_#_ Sex is not and never dirty. It's PEOPLE who can be unbelievably filthy.
_#_ There are people who say that if you don't crawl as a baby and just go straight to sitting and walking, there's something wrong with your brain somewhere(slow learner/dyslexic/etc). I DON'T BELIEVE THAT. I never crawled as a baby, and was always among the top students in school. I'm good at languages, music, art, science AND mathematics, and think faster than most of you slow crawlers out there. So fuck this theory.
_#_ I recently saw a pasar malam stall selling canned drinks, with a sign that said "CAN DRINK". Really. Now I know you can actually drink Coke and Sprite...I thought they were liquid detergents.
*evil laughs*
_#_ I love shoes BUT I hate shopping for them.
_#_ I love bags and I love shopping for them.
_#_ The weather has been unbearably hot these days, I feel like walking around the house naked.
_#_ I can't stand bright red lipstick, except when they're used for vandalising.
_#_ I refuse to understand why 'plus-sized' people refuse to call themselves 'fat'.
_#_ It's amusing how there are sooo many people who think that Britney Spears / Paris Hilton / Jessica Simpson look like the perfect dolls they are in magazines. Those idiots probably live under rocks and have never heard of ^airbrushing^. Or the Internet.
_#_ There are 2 types of people who don't know what push-up bras are:
1. Those who think all cleavages are real.
2. Those who don't wear them (and let their saggy boobs sag even more).
_#_ People think I have a strict facecare regime just because I don't have zits. When I tell them I really don't have zits and just wash my face normally, they give me the "Yeah, right" look. Yeah, dumbasses.
_#_ The same thing for having a slim figure.
_#_ I prefer g-strings and briefs on guys to boxers.
_#_ I prefer g-strings and nothing on myself to briefs.
_#_ Almond-flavored soya bean drink tastes like diluted cod liver oil (try it!)
_#_ I love cooking but I hate washing up after that.
_#_ Heels are sexy. Flats are boring. Cutesy shoes are EWW.
_#_ I hate it when some people go "Haaaaaaaa??!!" when they can't hear or understand something. Maybe they love sounding like hungry crows.
_#_ The whole Hip-hop thing just doesn't make any sense.
_#_ I can't stand dorks who sleep at 10pm every night and wake up at 8am in the morning, then still complain of being 'sleepy'. Try being insomniac, for a change.
_#_ Sex is not and never dirty. It's PEOPLE who can be unbelievably filthy.
_#_ There are people who say that if you don't crawl as a baby and just go straight to sitting and walking, there's something wrong with your brain somewhere(slow learner/dyslexic/etc). I DON'T BELIEVE THAT. I never crawled as a baby, and was always among the top students in school. I'm good at languages, music, art, science AND mathematics, and think faster than most of you slow crawlers out there. So fuck this theory.
_#_ I recently saw a pasar malam stall selling canned drinks, with a sign that said "CAN DRINK". Really. Now I know you can actually drink Coke and Sprite...I thought they were liquid detergents.
*evil laughs*
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