every now and then, an immature bitch comes my way
Someone on kiwibox.com posted a picture of herself on the Make-Up board, and asked people to rate her. I will not mention her username. As usual, those who said she is unattractive(including moi) were scorned at and labelled 'jealous'. She is happy with those who said she was pretty. My only comment was that she looked normal, nothing special, and it is very obvious that she was wearing makeup. She replied that she was not wearing makeup(a blatant lie), and that I was 'jealous'. Later, she even made the effort to visit my blog and view my pictures(ooh!), and said this about Me(when I obviously did not ask her):
Here's all the problems with your face.
1. HEAVY under-eye bags. Don't the models use serums or creams or undereye makeup on the runway to diminsh that look? You should steal some. The skeletons won't mind, they get that shit for free!
2. Your hair cut looks like a $3.99 superchop from the little almost-out-of-business barber shop next to the dollar store. Did you do it yourself? Or maybe you REALLY went to the little shithole next to the dollar store?
3. You have bulbous eyes that demand fake lashes. I bet some fashion friends of yours forgot to tell you. Or perhaps my idea of "fashionable" is obsolete; it's probably awesome nowadays to look like a burn victim.
4. Someone punched you in the mouth. And it's not cute, nor sexy, or "kinky", as you have dubbed yourself on your photo album.
5. Your eyebrows sure are patchy, like mating catepillars. That's an odd fashion trend. Like the gangsters that shave one or two lines into their brows.
6. I could hire an underpaid hooker to write better than you. And disgruntled people don't like doing work.
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Isn't she a sweet little bitch? Only 18, mind you.
And since I am bored, here's my, um, 'answers':
1) Thank you. I like the heavy eyebags, dark eye rings look. My gothic mates think it's hot. Oh, and being on heavy medication, not getting enough sleep and nightly crying rituals also help achieve this look. You should try it sometime.
2) I don't know which haircut you're talking about because I've had my hair cut several times. And I don't know which shithole beside the dollar store you're referring to either, maybe the one you always go to for your haircuts(if you can even afford one). My haircut, treatment & coloring costs me a few hundred bucks a month. Nothing in Singapore is cheap. You're lucky.
3) Ooh, a burn victim. Sounds good to me. I don't use fake lashes. I wonder where you get your cheap ones from? Also, I never said I was 'fashionable'. I think you have a way-out-of-control imagination. Or mistaken me for your imaginary enemy?
4) Maybe you need to be punched in the mouth to get fuller lips, but my pout's all natural, baby ;)
5) You also thinks that the scar that I have on my brow is a 'fashion trend'? Poor kid. Haven't you heard of accidents? Besides, I like my good-ole scar. It enhances my rock chick look. The gangsters have to shave those lines everyday to get my look, you know.
6) And anyone could say that. Besides, this is my blog. I write any way I like. I don't write like this when I write serious stuff. I can write in perfect English when I want to, and I'm not even half English. Are you? *puts on weird accent* I donch tink you are. Wait a minute, you don't think I'm serious, do you?
See, a little comment goes a long way. There are many 18-year-old teenage girls who suffer from low self esteem, so much that they need to put their pictures up on websites and ask people to 'rate' them. Then when someone says something negative(which, most of the time, is the truth), they get called 'jealous'. I think Michael Jackson is ugly. I think Britney Spears is ugly. But does that make me jealous of them? Hell no. And she had the cheek to say 'I'm not wearing makeup' when you can see the heavy black eyeliner and lipstick/gloss. Who is she kidding, man? She probably is one of those model-wannabes who does not have enough self esteem to send her pictures to an agency. Or one of those who photoshop her pictures before she can even put them up on the Net.
If you know anyone who is like her(siblings, friends, etc), do not hesitate to send them for an attitude and self-esteem makeover. Or punch them in the mouth so they can at least have sexier lips ;)
Here's all the problems with your face.
1. HEAVY under-eye bags. Don't the models use serums or creams or undereye makeup on the runway to diminsh that look? You should steal some. The skeletons won't mind, they get that shit for free!
2. Your hair cut looks like a $3.99 superchop from the little almost-out-of-business barber shop next to the dollar store. Did you do it yourself? Or maybe you REALLY went to the little shithole next to the dollar store?
3. You have bulbous eyes that demand fake lashes. I bet some fashion friends of yours forgot to tell you. Or perhaps my idea of "fashionable" is obsolete; it's probably awesome nowadays to look like a burn victim.
4. Someone punched you in the mouth. And it's not cute, nor sexy, or "kinky", as you have dubbed yourself on your photo album.
5. Your eyebrows sure are patchy, like mating catepillars. That's an odd fashion trend. Like the gangsters that shave one or two lines into their brows.
6. I could hire an underpaid hooker to write better than you. And disgruntled people don't like doing work.
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Isn't she a sweet little bitch? Only 18, mind you.
And since I am bored, here's my, um, 'answers':
1) Thank you. I like the heavy eyebags, dark eye rings look. My gothic mates think it's hot. Oh, and being on heavy medication, not getting enough sleep and nightly crying rituals also help achieve this look. You should try it sometime.
2) I don't know which haircut you're talking about because I've had my hair cut several times. And I don't know which shithole beside the dollar store you're referring to either, maybe the one you always go to for your haircuts(if you can even afford one). My haircut, treatment & coloring costs me a few hundred bucks a month. Nothing in Singapore is cheap. You're lucky.
3) Ooh, a burn victim. Sounds good to me. I don't use fake lashes. I wonder where you get your cheap ones from? Also, I never said I was 'fashionable'. I think you have a way-out-of-control imagination. Or mistaken me for your imaginary enemy?
4) Maybe you need to be punched in the mouth to get fuller lips, but my pout's all natural, baby ;)
5) You also thinks that the scar that I have on my brow is a 'fashion trend'? Poor kid. Haven't you heard of accidents? Besides, I like my good-ole scar. It enhances my rock chick look. The gangsters have to shave those lines everyday to get my look, you know.
6) And anyone could say that. Besides, this is my blog. I write any way I like. I don't write like this when I write serious stuff. I can write in perfect English when I want to, and I'm not even half English. Are you? *puts on weird accent* I donch tink you are. Wait a minute, you don't think I'm serious, do you?
See, a little comment goes a long way. There are many 18-year-old teenage girls who suffer from low self esteem, so much that they need to put their pictures up on websites and ask people to 'rate' them. Then when someone says something negative(which, most of the time, is the truth), they get called 'jealous'. I think Michael Jackson is ugly. I think Britney Spears is ugly. But does that make me jealous of them? Hell no. And she had the cheek to say 'I'm not wearing makeup' when you can see the heavy black eyeliner and lipstick/gloss. Who is she kidding, man? She probably is one of those model-wannabes who does not have enough self esteem to send her pictures to an agency. Or one of those who photoshop her pictures before she can even put them up on the Net.
If you know anyone who is like her(siblings, friends, etc), do not hesitate to send them for an attitude and self-esteem makeover. Or punch them in the mouth so they can at least have sexier lips ;)
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