new hobby

I've found a new hobby(finally). It's called 'slothing'. I don't know if there is such a word; too lazy to check. Most likely there is. But even if there isn't, well, now there is. And my definition of 'slothing' is: lying around in bed impersonating a sloth(if you don't know what a sloth is, stop reading, you're obviously too dumb for my liking), not eating, not drinking, just thinking, thinking of God-knows-what. Yes that's my full definition. I like slothing much better than shopping, much better than watching tv, much better than going to the movies, much better than going to work(of course!)...and the best part about slothing is that after you're done with all that slothing, you feel tired as if you've spent the entire day doing something very productive & useful(like work, for one). Now why did I say that's the best thing? I have no idea. My mind is all tangled up and, obviously, I can't think very well.

So, for now....long live slothing!

You know you wanna say that with me.