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Since I was bored, I was surfing the web & found a Britney Spears postboard, which, surprisingly, is still very much updated. And I thought the nasal-voice rage was over long ago. Here are some unbelievable things those teenyboppers say(and my comments):

She's not fat, she's healthy.
-- Then what do you call the fat(oops!) bulging out of those too-low hipster pants of hers? Besides, if she's been having so many problems with her pregnancy, I don't think that's healthy.

She's got beautiful real boobs!
-- Lets just forget about whether they are real or not but saggy = beautiful? I don't think so.

She has an awesome voice!
-- Then you'd probably think a duck has an awesome voice too.

She's beautiful!
-- This is up to the individual. Beautiful-looking people, to me, are like Aishwarya Rai, Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta-Jones...you get the idea.

And this is the one I like most:
All you haters are just jealous of her!
-- You always see this being said when they don't know what else to say to back up their darling Britney. It's hella funny, because I don't think anyone would be jealous of someone so under-educated, who sings in a nasal voice, trots about showing off her fats & pimples, and bounces her saggy tits around for the world to see. Jealous? Of her paycheck, maybe.

*yawns*
Yes, I am really bored.
And my neck still fucking hurts, that's why.